Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some uber rad tech? Then check out Goblin Gear, where we pawn the baddest doodads this side of the junk pile. Our costs might be a little steep, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got sparkling swords that cut through steel like butter, jars that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and even a jump